How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's never too late to be topless.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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