Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
And then he peed in my hair
Randomize
