Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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