WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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