If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I don't deserve a penis
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
me + whiskey = a bad person
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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