Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Randomize
