is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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