ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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