New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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