I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize