You're so nebulous sometimes
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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