Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Randomize
