I saw his package. It spoke to me.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
