My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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