Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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