By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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