It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
