I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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