a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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