Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She swung at the pinata with crutches
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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