i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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