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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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