? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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