On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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