this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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