Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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