what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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