Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Randomize
