Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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