I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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