In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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