found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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