I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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