So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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