is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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