question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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