i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
tell me about the eggs
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