What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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