escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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