that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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