why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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