these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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