I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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