Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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