You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
