D3 body, D1 cock
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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