i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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