Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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