her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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