I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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