I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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