you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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