i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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