Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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