Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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